Super Zeta Moore What Is The Lamest Super Power You Could Possess?

What is the lamest super power you could possess? - super zeta moore

When playing Mah Jong in the laboratory, one day, blown up by a series of unfortunate events, by the high-energy radiation, uber-zeta (twice as strong as the gamma radiation is not exactly the level of radiation, theta). The process involves every molecule of you who are broken, converted, transferred and sauté until your return. It's incredibly painful, but after the figure he has some advantages, such as a superpower had. So in the coming days, what you do on a random basis to try to convince the super to the public. One day, finally works, but could not be more disappointed. You have the most lame superpower increasingly bleak. What is it?